Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Paying for the past.

Who can pay?,.....and who will be the judge of who pays?

Why,...... courts and juries have trouble deciding who's guilty and who's innocent for cases that happened LAST WEEK!

For instance, who German alive today had ancestors responsible for murders and injustices to Jews? and who Germans had ancestors that hid Jews in their homes so that they could escape?

Who of the White race had ancestors who were brutal and supportive of Black slavery?......and who were the Whites with ancestors who assisted in the operation of the Underground Rail Road?

Who of the Black race had ancestors that opposed the sale of their brethren of other tribes?,..... And who has ancestors that stood on the Ivory Coast and sold captives of other tribes?

By golly,....we can't even decipher Bosnia, Korea, China, Rwanda, South Africa, India and that list can go on and on,.......and they happened in the last century,......FAR MORE CENTURIES AGO.

The examples I used can go on and on,...... but I hope they illustrate the point that no one has a time machine. You cannot look at someone and decide that you can punish them for past.
Who's doing the punishing?

HOWEVER, SOMEONE WITHOUT WORLD HISTORY KNOWLEDGE,.....(someone a lil academically dumb) WHO WANTS A QUICK EGO FIX TO BULLY SOMEONE ELSE,.....MAY FIND ALL SORTS OF EXCUSES FOR THEIR HORRID BEHAVIOR.

But the bottom line is,.....the bullies' behavior makes them just as bad today, as the actions of the persons in the past that they are denouncing.

No one can control the past. Everyone who is here found themselves here NOW......

And there are no time machines,..... And psychics like Miss Cleo .....live NOW.....you can only call her,....NOW. ....lol

BUT,........AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART PEOPLE!.......BUT......
IF YOU DO HAVE A TIME MACHINE

Cer-all meh NOW! 1 800 MZMUFFIN !
I wanna go back and fix some thi-aings ....... lol

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Heeyyyyyyyy Arnold!!

These are the ramblings going on in the twisted mind of mental patient TWX276436A -

Front lobe of the brain
"Person Y is ugly!"
"Person Y has no manners!"
"Person y is a dog!"
"Person y is repulsive and abusive and malicious"
"I hate person Y!!!"
"I REJECT!! person Y!!"
"I will abuse person Y every chance I get!!"

Back lobe of the brain
crying.... "O why wouldn't person Y talk to me?"
"I have no idea!"
"O why wouldn't person Y beg me to be a friend?"
"I don't understand it!"
"O person Y please come here! Come by me! Let's have a conversation! PPPllleeaasssseeeeeeeeee!

The position of PERSON Y is a vacant position.
Applications are now being invited from interested persons who would like to be person Y.
The position will be auctioned to the highest bidder.

THE AUCTION BEGINS -
start the bidding
wait a minute?!? No bids!?!?
You've gotta be kidding! NO ONE want to be person Y???

Oh come now people!! Don't all rush at once!!!!


Mental patient TWX276436A....... is waiting to be your...........friend.
Mental patient TWX276436A would like to tell you ....... "Move it! football head!"

Public advisory notice - I personally made no bids.
I am not interested in the position.
All other interested parties are welcome.


Thanks.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Boy meets girl...........

What happens to a man for him to ask a woman out? Date her? Marry her?
Something.
Something happens.

Something magical and mysterious and hard to explain.
He looks at her and ......... WHAM!

He does not talk to her with a blindfold on and then decide he likes her.
He LOOKS at her.

It is in the eyes,.....the vision,..... the beholding.
Not that she is necessarily beautiful,.....or pretty,..... or attractive.
But she IS one or all of those things in HIS!!!! eyes.

This is the news flash -
What happens to a woman for her to accept being asked out by a man? Date him? Marry him?
Something.
Something happens.

Something magical and mysterious and hard to explain.
She LOOKS at him and ......... WHAM!


It is mind boggling to realise that men understand the process from their perspective.
But refuse to understand the exact same thing from the female perspective.

Men have this inaccurate fantasy that they can talk a woman into dating, relationship, into being in love with him.

The woman cannot be talked into being in love
any more than the man can.

It just doesn't work like that,...........
either way.

New scientific experiment......... turn the tea pot into a cat!

Here is a picture of a tea pot.
Now stare at it.
And repeat the word "cat" ...."cat"..... "cat"...... over and over.

Say the word "cat" for the tea pot to hear you.
Say the word "cat" in a whisper when the tea pot is not listening or looking.

Exercise your freedom of speech.
Say the word "cat" ten times. Twenty times. 80,00 TIMES! 42 billion times!
Stare at the tea pot,...... and say it over and over again.

What do you observe?
Does the tea pot meow? Does it grow fur? Does it now what to eat fish?

No it does not.
Simply because............................
the tea pot is NOT

a cat.

It is a tea pot.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

relaxing..............

I was so hyped up inside about the possibility of actually going to the Grammy's.
Not as a nominee,..... that would be too much and too fantastic to dream for,........
just as a member of the audience,......for starters.

But the dream cloud has floated gently to the ground,......
And I watched the Grammy's on cable like most of the world..........

and all the deep hopes and dreams vanish into the sunlight of reality.

But as the sunlight comes on.........
I realize that I may never get any moment in my life to magically "celebrate" being me in front of lights and cameras and international satellite dishes...........

And my breath inside me goes up in alarm and I think "Oh no!"
And as soon as I say that, the logic calm warmth of the sunlight seeps into my brain
and I think......... "So what?" ..... calmly.

It dawns on me........ relax.
The celebration in being yourself,....... is to be the best yourself you can possibly be.
So I still intend to dream of the Grammy's etc,.....and reach for the stars,.....
However,....I can relax in the truth that the celebration of all that I try and be and am
Is to be,....... to create,..... to strive,...... to envision,......... to try
To be
As me as I can.

I'm hoping God is aiight with that,.........
So with His help
On I go.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Wives,..... Ho's,....... and Old Maids. .......

Daddy's little girl is allowed to be assertive. To ask questions. To have self-esteem.
And daddy finds it cute,.....after all...... that's his little girl!

Sadly, daddy's little girl grows up in a world of males who are not her daddy.
The other men in the world do not like "daddy's little girl" personalities on girls who are not THEIR daughters.

The female is now told that being assertive makes her a shrew.
That asking questions makes her "nosey".
And that she is not allowed to have self esteem except if some men or other tell her it is "ok" for her to do so............

Women loose their identity under the male fear that men would no longer dominate if women were allowed to be assertive.
When a woman gets married,...... she becomes a "Mrs."......she becomes a wife
When a woman is not married, but still dares to have a sex life......or if not, even to LOOK sexy,...... she becomes a ho.
When a woman is not married and looks unsexy and withdrawn,....... she is called an old maid.

When a man gets married,...... his identity does not revolve around being married,.... he STAYS a Mr........ he remains a man.
When a man is not married and boasts of having a sex life,..... he then becomes a macho,.....man.
When a man is not married and looks unsexy and disinterested ,......he's just a queer,.......man.

The woman's identity is attached to sexual or non-sexual activity.

The male's identity revolves around his profession.

It is no small wonder that males therefore identify sexuality with the female.
So, when a man feels lust for a woman,...... he does not call himself promiscuous or a pervert,...... he calls the woman a teasing ho. His lust is SOMEHOW her fault.

By this structure, the male has to take no social responsibility for any perversion he may have. When a man picks up a prostitute,.....he's just having "fun" in society's eyes. The woman he picks up, however, is a dirty ho.
In the same space, the man is positive,....the woman negative.

The really sad part is - WOMEN BUY INTO THIS.
So accommodating are women desperately trying to keep marriages together,........... they give up more and more of the identities they gained as "daddy'd little girl"........ that they erode all avenues of self esteem they used to have.

They are then left with only one "self esteem" niche.......... to find ways to look down on their sisters.....

smh

and daddy's little girl becomes lost,.......
confused...........
doomed to be take refuge behind a veil of bitter superiority......
or behind a veil of suffocating shame.............
or behind a veil of melancholy loneliness

veils that women throw around at each other....... more oppressive than cloth hijabs

veils thrown around with the "daddys'"


blessings....................

WHEN WILL WOMEN LEARN?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

In defense of SMALL BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed how time and gravity are cruel to large bubbly boobies?

It's not right I tell you!

But the fact of the matter is,......it's real.
Large sexy boobies become waist weights with time.
Think about it!

SO,.....it's time to praise small breasts!!! They don't have the same cruel pressure being exerted upon them,...... they get along with nature,...... they are ......graceful.

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