Heeyyyyyyyy Arnold!!

These are the ramblings going on in the twisted mind of mental patient TWX276436A -

Front lobe of the brain
"Person Y is ugly!"
"Person Y has no manners!"
"Person y is a dog!"
"Person y is repulsive and abusive and malicious"
"I hate person Y!!!"
"I REJECT!! person Y!!"
"I will abuse person Y every chance I get!!"

Back lobe of the brain
crying.... "O why wouldn't person Y talk to me?"
"I have no idea!"
"O why wouldn't person Y beg me to be a friend?"
"I don't understand it!"
"O person Y please come here! Come by me! Let's have a conversation! PPPllleeaasssseeeeeeeeee!

The position of PERSON Y is a vacant position.
Applications are now being invited from interested persons who would like to be person Y.
The position will be auctioned to the highest bidder.

THE AUCTION BEGINS -
start the bidding
wait a minute?!? No bids!?!?
You've gotta be kidding! NO ONE want to be person Y???

Oh come now people!! Don't all rush at once!!!!


Mental patient TWX276436A....... is waiting to be your...........friend.
Mental patient TWX276436A would like to tell you ....... "Move it! football head!"

Public advisory notice - I personally made no bids.
I am not interested in the position.
All other interested parties are welcome.

Thanks.